![]() ![]() ![]() If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” MICHAEL SCOTT “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. An office is a place where dreams come true. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. She treated me poorly, we didn’t connect, I was miserable. “Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. “I guess the attitude that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.” MICHAEL SCOTT Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” MICHAEL SCOTT “Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. “I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.” MICHAEL SCOTT Not directly, but through the money.” MICHAEL SCOTT “The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. “You should never settle for who you are.” Michael Scott inspirational quotes are a mixture of humor, sarcasm and reality. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” MICHAEL SCOTT Michael Scott Inspirational Quotes “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. I just hope I find it along the way.” MICHAEL SCOTT “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” MICHAEL SCOTT Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice…strike three.” MICHAEL SCOTT Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. “Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. SOURCE: Killing Bin Laden, Hitler, and Toby “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” MICHAEL SCOTT ![]() It’s every parent’s dream.” MICHAEL SCOTT “I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” MICHAEL SCOTT “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” ![]() They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!” MICHAEL SCOTT “The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. “You don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis.” MICHAEL SCOTT It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.” MICHAEL SCOTT And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl so I’m wise and I have worms.” MICHAEL SCOTT Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.” MICHAEL SCOTT “I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.” MICHAEL SCOTT “That has sort of an oak-y afterbirth.” MICHAEL SCOTT But it’s not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised.” MICHAEL SCOTT Michael Scott’s sense of humor and exemplary dramatization has been well captured in these quotes. Funny Michael Scott Quotes Famous Michael Scott quotes. ![]()
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